Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here. Image via DeadDog.

• Former SNL Cast Members:  Where Are They Now?  [Asylum]
• 10 Reasons Why People Choose  Homelessness.  [Homelesstales]
• Celebrity Cheerleaders.  [Bettorfan]
• Check out the girl-to-guy ratio at the Phish show.  [Jamtopia]
• Pickup Ballers You Love To Hate.  [Seattle]
• Worst Soccer Flops Ever.  [Angry T]
• Marko Jaric Cleared of Sexual Assault Charges.  [MoonDog Sports]
• The McLobster Sandwich, and other McMenu Madness.  [Gunaxin]
• The 25 Greatest Moments in Celebrity Cleavage.  [The World of Isaac]
• Thigh of the Week: Brooklyn Decker.  [Sharapova's Thigh]
• 17 Wonderfully Offensive St. Patrick’s Day T-Shirts.  [StyleCrave]
• 16 Hitler Parody Videos.  [Gunaxin]
• Jennifer Love Hewitt is no longer do-able.  [Gravy and Biscuits]
• Beneficial Booze – Get Loaded on Super Fruits.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• “Best” Moobs in Sports, In Honor of Andre Smith.  [Brahsome]