Home Stretch Morning Edition is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Afternoon Edition.

• Super Heroes Need To Pay The Bills Too.  [Dulce]
• Shamwow Guy Beats Up Canibal Hooker.  [Gawker]
• 10 Awesome Star Wars Toys.  [Gunaxin]
• 10 Best Cars in TV and Movie History.  [Buzz Pirates]
• A College Junior’s Daily Routine.  [Regretful Morning]
• How To Use Twitter Professionally.  [Ask Men]
• Josh McDaniels Is Scared Of Jay Cutler.  [Laddy McFaddy]
  
• 10 NFL 1st Round Draft Busts.  [Sporting News]
• 11 Worst Sports Related Video Games.  [Angry T]
• Michael Vick expects to earn $10mil/year when he returns.  [AJC]
• Inmate Tries To Heat Sausages In Toilet.  [Cuzoogle]
• 5 Amazingly Hardcore Rugby Hits.  [Uncoached]
• Anna Rawson Is The Newest Go Daddy Girl.  [InGameNow]
• 10 Great Men Who Built Their Careers On Plagiarism.  [Cracked]