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Seeing the trailer for Nicolas Cage’s upcoming film Knowing stirs up 2 simple truths -

  1. Nicolas Cage makes a lot of crappy movies
  2. Nicolas Cage always has a hot wife/girlfriend/fling/sidekick in his movies

Since #1 has already been thoroughly examined at YepYep, it’s time to explore #2.  Afterwards, there will likely be a follow-up post to see if Cage’s list is better than Adam Sandler’s Top 10 Movie Girlfriends.

#10 - Madchen Amick - Trapped In Paradise

She was the one thing worth remembering from this forgettable movie starring Cage, Dana Carvey, and Jon Lovitz.

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#9 - Bridget Moynahan - Lord Of War

She appropriately plays a model that Cage woos and marries.

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#8 - Bridget Fonda - It Could Happen To You

If all diner waitresses looked like Fonda, you’d be eating more pancakes and making dumbass decisions like Cage’s character to split your lottery winnings with said waitress.

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#7 - Eva Mendes - Ghost Rider

Her being at #7 is reason for you to hate Nicolas Cage.

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#6 - Gina Gershon - Face/Off

Gershon’s character was involved with Cage’s best movie character name, Castor Troy.

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