The TV/edited version of Samuel L. Jackson’s historical line from Snakes On A Plane is just as entertaining as the explicit version.  Check it:

thanks saneel.

Nothing brightens your day like Google telling you to kill yourself.

Llama Larry, annoyed at another interview requests, drops the unsuspecting reporter in the creek and makes a getaway.

Have you ever seen a more impressive urinating feat?  Handstand + consistent stream?  Niiice.

Hit the jump for another doggie vid of a cute bulldog in a baby pool.
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THIS IS A PICTURE OF A DOG AND A DOLPHIN

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I want a turn on this Jackass-like party slide.

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The Australian model has been a Somalian for Halloween 3 years in a row and critics are obviously worried.

This snake actually followed through:

Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Funniest Hotel Do Not Disturb Signs.  [Whip It Out Comedy]
• Models Are Clumsy (video).  [Blog of Hilarity]
• 10 Pigs We Will Always Love.  [Asylum]
• The World’s Most Expensive Beers.  [Gunaxin]
• The Bengals were chosen for Hard Knocks?!?!  [TSN]
• Ex-Bull Is Selling Championship Rings.  [Steady Burn]
• Bat Dogs keep pooping on the field.  [Busted Coverage]
• Top 200 Lebron Dunks.  [Fandome]
• 10 Movies That Destroy New York.  [Movies Oddity]
• Cities With Worst Potholes In The World.  [Gadling]

Need more links? Hit up SI.com’s Hot Clicks or the infamous Gorilla Mask:

Morning Stretch is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Home Stretch. Picture via DJMick.

• 12 Things I’ve Learned From Anonymous Commenters.  [On205th]
• 10 Retarded Money Saving Tips.  [Cracked]
• Woman sends stripper as herself to high school reunion.  [Reuters]
• Meet The Indian Steven Segal.  [Angry T]
• 10 Strangest Bands Of All Time.  [Gunaxin]
• 10 SI Swimsuit Videos You’ll Enjoy.  [Uncoached]
• Clutch Paul Pierce Wins It For The Celtics.  [Hoop Doctors]
• Just watch this video.  [Babelgum]
• Ugly animals out of work [9 to Fried]
• We have found the original source of the swine flu [Brahsome]
• Popeye’s runs out of chicken; Local news get racist [The O.B.]