Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Did Shawn Johnson’s DWTS Partner Get A Boner?  [Warming Glow]
• 100 Ways To Kickstart Your Brain On A Lazy Day.  [Matchacollege]
• Man Surives Self-Inflicted Harpoon Wound.  [Moondog Sports]
• A better version of CBS’ show ‘I Get That A Lot’.  [Buzz Pirates]
• Kendra is getting her own line of stripper poles.  [Gabby Babble]
• Video of Lebron’s ‘Jordanesque’ shot.  [Hoop Doctors]
• 10 Celebs You Wouldn’t Think Are Ivy League Educated.  [RatedColleges]
• Unemployment Olympics Kickoff In NYC.  [Angry T]
• April Fool’s Day Pranks Roundup.  [Asylum]
• 10 Bad Karaoke Videos.  [Uncoached]
• 5 Best Pranks Ever Posted On YouTube.  [Esquire]
• Retro Games: Custer’s Revenge.  [Sharapova's Thigh]
• Ford will make your car payments.  [9 to Fried]
• Is Alyonka Larionov the next Anna Kournikova?  [Capitals Outsider]
• Now that is a tax I can back.  [Brahsome]