Next time you hear a celebrity complain about anything, remember that they live in one of these houses, which are equipped to drown any sorrow.

John Travolta

Uhh yeah, room to park 2 planes.

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Eddie Murphy

This looks nicer than the all-inclusive resort you stay at in the Caribbean.

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Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony

They’re way off on the house-to-pool size ratio.

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Billy Joel

Not too extravagant, looks like a house Diddy would own in Miami.

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Mariah Carey and Nick Canon

It looks like Nick married Mariah and told her he wanted to live like the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.  Can’t you picture Jazz being thrown out the front door?

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Britney Spears

Not surprising to see paparazzi staked out.

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Halle Berry

Appears to be a good hideout from the paprazzi, but obviously not since this picture was taken.

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Spelling Manor

Manor is a rich white way to say “compound.”  It also implies that horses and other rideable exotic animals are on premise.  If I were their neighbor, I would take pride in stealing their wireless internet connection.

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Howard Stern

This mansion looks like your standard suburbs huge house, except with a pool in the front yard.

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Julia Roberts

This house definitely has a kickass movie theater, I can feel it.

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Michael Jordan

I’m guessing there’s also an indoor bball court in this Tetris-piece-shaped house.

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Oprah

This palace must offer skeet shooting, right?

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes

Looks like it’s dark and secure to keep in all of the nonsensical Scientology vibes and administer brainwashing.

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Will Smith and Jada Pinkett

Do you think Will has even dropped a load in every toilet in the house?  Is that the kind of thing rich people challenge themselves with?  Or would that just be me?

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