Morning Stretch is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Home Stretch.

• 50 Worst Things To Ever Happen To Music.  [Blender]
• 5 Celebrities That Slept Through Tax Evasion 101.  [Don Chavez]
• Top 10 Summer Movies Guaranteed To Bomb.  [Coed]
• Top 10 Celebrity Perverts Of All Time.  [Manofest]
• Hulk Hogan talks about going all OJ on his wife.  [With Leather]
• Who didn’t have a View Master?  [Gadjunk]
• 15 Pictures Of Celebrities As Regular People.  [Uncoached]
• NHL playoffs - Win 50 bucks for predicting Stanley Cup winner.  [Cuzoogle]
• A sports blogger’s dream comes true.  [World of Isaac]
• Animal Kingdom Fights Back Against Sports.  [Angry T]