Morning Stretch is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Home Stretch. Picture via DJMick.

• 12 Things I’ve Learned From Anonymous Commenters.  [On205th]
• 10 Retarded Money Saving Tips.  [Cracked]
• Woman sends stripper as herself to high school reunion.  [Reuters]
• Meet The Indian Steven Segal.  [Angry T]
• 10 Strangest Bands Of All Time.  [Gunaxin]
• 10 SI Swimsuit Videos You’ll Enjoy.  [Uncoached]
• Clutch Paul Pierce Wins It For The Celtics.  [Hoop Doctors]
• Just watch this video.  [Babelgum]
• Ugly animals out of work [9 to Fried]
• We have found the original source of the swine flu [Brahsome]
• Popeye’s runs out of chicken; Local news get racist [The O.B.]