Morning Stretch is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Home Stretch.  Image via TastyBooze.

• Top 10 Barney Stinson Quotes.  [Buzz Pirates]
• Transformers that were only badass in the comics.  [Topless Robot]
• This Is Why You’re Jason Statham.  [Next Round]
• Scary Collection Of Carrot Top Pictures.  [Uncoached]
• The Truth Behind Obnoxious Assholes.  [Cracked]
• What NOT to wear.  [9 to Fried]
• Andy Roddick to Wed Brooklyn Decker.  [MoonDog Sports]
• Mexico Pissed About Being Stereotyped as Short, Stocky Wrestlers. [HHR]