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Michael Jackson was in the news yet again this week when it was announced that he’d halted the planned auction for much of his random, near-priceless crap.  I sorted through all of his goodies and picked out the highlights.  Enjoy.

In MJ’s world, jackets that are normal to us are referred to as “crotchless jackets.”

crotchjacket

Here’s just a taste of his child seduction mechanisms:

disney

kid-seduction

simpsonscar

A Lego Darth Vader – capable of wowing the pants of a Star Wars nerd or a Legomaniac.  2 birds with 1 stone, I get it.

legodarth

A reasonable collection of rhinestone gloves.

glove

Many dolls and mannequins of himself:

mjdoll

mjdoll2

mjmanequin

mjdollfuture

And last but not least, how the hell do you explain this?

whaaat

photos all via jamd

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