Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• 14 Awesomely Necessary Bathroom Signs.  [Next Round]
• Goalie Takes Slash To The Head.  [Total Pro Sports]
• A Dozen More WTF Foods.  [Gunaxin]
• Tidy Whitey Slip N Slide at the Derby.  [Busted Coverage]
• How much does Wolverine stick to the comic?  [IGN]
• 7 NBA Logos You’ll Never See.  [Blaze of Love]
• Akili Smith will be on the Family Feud.  [WDR]
• Top 10 Bad Pickup Lines.  [Ask Men]
• Maybe you shouldn’t buy that.  [Maybeyoushouldntbuythat.com]
• How To Avoid A Ninja Attack (video).  [Regretful Morning]
• Erin Andrews discusses dream dates, video games, and crying.  [Complex]
• 7 Fake News Stories That Fooled Mainstream Media.  [Cracked]
• Lebron wins NBA MVP.  [Hoop Doctors]
• Busted Coverage was on ESPN!  [Busted Coverage]
• Fatty whooped by little kid.  [Tasty Booze]

Need more links? Hit up SI.com’s Hot Clicks or the infamous Gorilla Mask: