Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• 7 Horrific Places You’ve Had To Take A Dump.  [Regretful Morning]
• 10 Shows That Should Be Canceled.  [Cuzoogle]
• 15 Holidays They Need To Invent.  [Cracked]
• Chick response to ‘Jizz In My Pants.’  [Correlation212]
• Geek Goddesses Through The Ages.  [Maxim]
• 50 Frightening Star Trek Nerds.  [Manofest]
• The Best Of Food That Looks Like Jesus.  [Angry T]
• GIANT SPIDERS IN AUSTRALIA.  [News]
• Parodies of the NBA’s ‘Amazing’ commercial.  [URLesque]
• Top 10 Awesome He-Man Toys.  [Gunaxin]
• 10 Best Ron Artest Quotes.  [Blaze of Love]
• 10 Bizarre Moments In Legal History.  [TruTV]

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