Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.  See more cactus ownage here.

• Fake umps on TV at a game.  [HHR]
• 6 Crimes Solved By Facebook.  [Asylum]
• Soccer Stadium Made Of 230,000 Beer Cans.  [DJ Mick]
• Shaq Admits To Taking Performance Enhancing Cereals.  [Yahoo]
• 20 Fat People Dressed As Super Heroes.  [Manofest]
• Eminem did what with Mariah?  [Real Talk]
• Charles Barkley Loses Push Up Competition.  [Smoking Section]
• NBA Mock Draft.  [Hoop Doctors]
• The Original No Cell Zone:  The 90s.  [Ice Ice Babies]
• NFL’s Top Available Free Agents.  [Yahoo]
• Video of cop kicking perp in head, getting high-fives.  [Blog of Hilarity]