Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Nike Introduces New Intercourse Shoe.  [The Onion]
• 5 Movie Roles Christian Bale Would Like You To Forget.  [Next Round]
• Charles Barkley’s Golf Swing Needs Work.  [Angry T]
• Top 8 NBA Feuds.  [Blaze of Love]
• Hip Hop’s Freshman 5.  [Clutch Mag]
• NBA’s Top 10 Undrafted Players.  [Hoop Doctors]
• Maxim reviews the new Punch Out game.  [Maxim]
• 17 Controversial Teen TV Moments.  [Buzzfeed]
• The 1960s Version Dark Knight.  [Blog of Hilarity]
• Mark Sanchez already has a model gf.  [With Leather]
• Top 5 True Movie Posters of 2009.  [Banned In Hollywood]
• 7 Things That Will Definitely Happen At Your Graduation.  [Holy Taco]

Need more links? Hit up SI.com’s Hot Clicks or the infamous Gorilla Mask: