Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• 40 People Wearing Shirts They Shouldn’t Be.  [Manofest]
• Paper Towels Are The New Sham Wow.  [Tasty Booze]
• 5 Things Comic Book Movies Need To Stop Doing.  [Topless Robot]
• Top 10 iPhone Apps For Health & Fitness.  [Health Watch]
• Scenery from the web’s top videos.  [URLesque]
• Buy yourself the sweet home from Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.  [Site]
• Dallas Cowboys’ Cheerleader Tryout Pics.  [Don Chavez]
• 5 Incredibly Impractical Military Weapons.  [Regretful Morning]
• Mr. T sings “Take Me Out To The Ball Game.”  [TPS]
• Searching For The Next Jennie Finch.  [Angry T]
• 15 Words You Won’t Believe They Added To The Dictionary.  [Cracked]

Need more links? Hit up SI.com’s Hot Clicks or the infamous Gorilla Mask: