Morning Stretch is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Home Stretch.

• 15 Funny Signs That Got Lost In Translation.  [DJ Mick]
• 10 Worst Rap Performances In Movie  History.  [Manofest]
• 7 Stupid Things Men Do To Impress Women.  [Blog of Hilarity]
• This Is Why You Shouldn’t Race Buses.  [Busted Coverage]
• Racism In Star Trek.  [Mick Landers]
• Top 10 Product Recalls.  [Ask Men]
• Another Y! Answers Dumbass.  [Yahoo]
• Posters from The Hangover.  [Dave and Thomas]
• The Birth Of The Paparazzi.  [IceIceBabies]
• Win An Original Piece Of Yankee Stadium.  [Bachelor Guy]