Morning Stretch is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Home Stretch.  Yes, that’s Sean Connery.

• 20 Awesome Mustaches In Movies.  [Unreality]
• Fugitive Caught After 29 Years On The Run.  [News]
• 10 Butchered ‘Take Me Out To The Ball Game’ Renditions.  [Uncoached]
• Sitcom Milfs.  [Gadjunk]
• Slow-mo Leap Frog Faceplant.  [Pwned Video]
• Hot Chicks In Star Trek Outfits.  [Next Round]
• Gisele just because.  [In Game Now]
• Name That Bobblehead.  [Simon On Sports]
• What if normal chicks (even hot ones) dressed like this?  [Celebridiot]
• Details On The Karate Kid Remake.  [Film Drunk]