Morning Stretch is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Home Stretch.

• Sweet Japanese Gangster Vans.  [Mick Landers]
• Amateur Storm  Chaser Drives Into Tornado.  [Homework4Dummies]
• Hot Ladies Tournament Finals.  [Sharapova's Thigh]
• The Vancouver Olympic Torch Looks Like A Joint.  [TPS]
• The Worst Job Ever.  [Next Round]
• Shaq Bumps Into Ron Jeremy.  [Hoop Doctors]
• Geek Squad gets caught ripping people off.  [News]
• Top 10 Tornado Videos.  [MNN]
• Chicks that should round out the Ghost Busters.  [Cuzoogle]
• From bad to worse for Ryan Leaf.  [Busted Coverage]
• Mini Marilyn Manson Rocks!  [Gunaxin]
• Guy Instruction: How to Survive in the Wild.  [The Bachelor Guy]