Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Roadside Romp Causes Traffic Jam.  [DJ Mick]
• Silent Library Japanese Game Show.  [Link Dork]
• 8 People You’ll Meet In Your Hometown Bar This Summer.  [Coed]
• Lil Calvin Newmark Predicts The Fights.  [Asylum]
• WGN Reporter PWNs Toddler With Dunk.  [Next Round]
• What To Do When Your Girlfriend Finds Your Special Videos.  [Blogofhilarity]
• 6 Disgusting Ways Animals Can Improve Your Health.  [Cracked]
• The Last 10 Year’s Best Sports Team.  [Angry T]
• Butt Implants?  [Afro Jacks]
• What Gang Signs Is Derrick Rose Throwing Up?  [Busted Coverage]

Need more links? Hit up SI.com’s Hot Clicks or the infamous Gorilla Mask: