Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• 10 Funniest Bruno Clips.  [Unreality]
• Woman Fined $1.9Mil For Downloading 24 Songs.  [CNN]
• Alligator Eats Watermelon.  [Link Dork]
• UFL drafts a lot of players you’ll recognize.  [UFL]
• Blogger’s earliest sports memories.  [Steady Burn]
• Phillies Fans Go At It.  [Busted Coverage]
• Hilarious emails from an asshole.  [Dontevenreply]
• 8 Ass Kicking Explosions From Movies.  [Regretful Morning]
• Chick from  Gossip Girl latest celeb with a sex tape.  [Blog of Hilarity]
• 10 Most Horrible Movie Dads.  [Premiere]
• 10 Things You Should Never Say To A Hooters Girl.  [Asylum]
• Introducing The Mobile Strip Club.  [Don Chavez]
• Sports Douche Bags.  [Roman is Burning]
• Top 10 NBA Defensive Players Of All Time.  [Hoop Doctors]
• 5 Over The Top Nicolas Cage Performances.  [Bachelor Guy]

Need more links? Hit up SI.com’s Hot Clicks or the infamous Gorilla Mask: