Morning Stretch is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Home Stretch.

• Lamest Titanic Re-enactments.  [Next Round]
• Best Bikini Scenes In Mainstream Movies.  [Uncoached]
• No one is buying Ochocinco’s jersey.  [With Leather]
• Becoming The Villain:  11 Killer Scenes.  [Gunaxin]
• 10 Craziest Celebrity Train Wrecks.  [Liquid Generation]
• 25 Best Commercials Ever.  [Gawno]
• Flying Knee Knockout.  [TPS]
• Andre Rison hasn’t forgotten how to love himself.  [Laddy McFaddy]
• Top 10 Celebrity Beach Bodies.  [Ask Men]
• Megan Fox’s costars won’t stop asking to do her.  [Gabby Babble]
• 2Pac’s Complete Music Videography.  [Ice Ice Babies]