Morning Stretch is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Home Stretch.

• Adventures In Unsolicited Boob Grabs.  [Next Round]
• 10 Best Horror Films Of Last 10 Years.  [Unreality]
• First Hand View Of Plane Crash.  [Foundry Music]
• How To Test If Your Son Is Gay.  [Y!Answers]
• Umpire Ejects Entire Crowd During Baseball Game.  [Yahoo]
• Top 10 Celeb Music Videos.  [Afro Jacks]
• Russia’s Got Talent - Arrow To The Head.  [D&T]
• Cart Jump Ends In Disaster.  [Regretful Morning]
• 12 Franchises That Deserve A Championship More Than The Lakers.  [HMJ]
• Great Moments In Failed Stage Dives.  [Uncoached]