Morning Stretch is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Home Stretch

• 17 Amazing Yearbook Photos Of Comedians.  [Laugh Track]
• 5 Most Disappointing Real-Lif Versions Of Fictional Movie Toys.  [Topless Robot]
• The King Of H.O.R.S.E.  [The Hoop Doctors]
• Top 10 Feats Of Unusual Strength.  [Epic Carnival]
• Helpful Tips For Concealing A Woody At The Beach.  [Regretful Morning]
• 36 Photos Of Trailer Park Life.  [DJ Mick]
• 5 Extreme Sports You’ve Never Heard Of.  [Funny or Die]
• Blake Griffin vs. Subway Jared.  [NESW Sports]