Morning Stretch is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Home Stretch.

• The World’s Most Awkward Urinals.  [Next Round]
• 6 Retarded Publicity Stunts That Fooled Everyone.  [Cracked]
• 10 Of The Worst Rodeo Accidents.  [Uncoached]
• Check out this rookie WR’s mad ups.  [In Game Now]
• Top 11 Signs Your Fantasy Baseball Team Is Going To Lose.  [On205th]
• Acapella version of ‘I’m On A Boat’.  [Afro Jacks]
• Inmate Sues Over 55 Hour Erection.  [Asylum]
• Creative Tip Jars.  [Top Cultured]
• Kobe Bryant’s Top 10 Plays Of 2009.  [Hoop Doctors]
• Why 10 Celebrities Picked Their Stage Names.  [Mental Floss]