Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Men Being Dirty Old Men.  [Manofest]
• NBA Players That Would’ve Made Great Wrestlers.  [Cuzoogle]
• Classic “All Star” Lite Beer Commercials.  [Epic Carnival]
• 10 Worst Video Game Systems Of All Time.  [MSNBC]
• Username Translator.  [Cracked]
• Songs To Get Over The #4 Retirement Blues.  [LCG]
• Mascot Fights Fan.  [Busted Coverage]
• Shaq As A Mad Men Character.  [Steady Burn]
• 15 Surprise Celebrity Voiceovers.  [Daily Fill]
• 20 Sexiest Rock Star Spawn.  [Coed]
• Man Arrested Again For Doin A Horse.  [D&T]
• World’s Strangest Buildings.  [Popular Mechanics]

Need more links? Hit up SI.com’s Hot Clicks or the infamous Gorilla Mask:

Look out, Terry’s Photo Studio has Photoshop!  I bet he did some great work with the captain of the football team’s images.

via tabloid prodigy

Fire!

Keep your top on, sign lady!

via nextround

Back in the day when I was focused on being the white kid that hated white music, I became a Bone Thugs superfan.  That quickly led to discovering Twista, and I’ve been a fan since.  His latest album, Category F5 (clever, Twista, clever), is his best effort since 2004’s Kamikaze.  Below are my favorite tracks, all worth the download on iTunes.

Yellow Light featuring R. Kelly

On Top featuring Akon

Alright featuring Kanye West

Way more expensive than sunglasses or a low hat brim, but it does capture the memory.

thx Dave via gizmodo

Peter Jackson is the man behind District 9, the upcoming science fiction film about aliens that assimilate into our culture.  Looks decent, but also like a movie that tries too hard to make a point relevant to society.

Buzzfeed compiled the tandem billboards, check em out.

In case you missed this on The Ocho…