Morning Stretch is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Home Stretch

• The Best Of Shaq’s Twitter Photos.  [Uncoached]
• Ridiculous Saturday Morning Cartoons.  [Topless Robot]
• Top 5 NBA Free Agents.  [The Hoop Doctors]
• Top 10 Non-MLB Home Plate Collisions.  [Epic Carnival]
• I think you’ll like Joanna Krupa and her sister.  [In Game Now]
• Top 10 Celebrity Death Conspiracy Theories.  [DJ Mick]
• 6 Items You Touch Everyday That Are Filthier Than A Toilet.  [Cracked]
• Anna Kournikova gets in Vegas catfight.  [Big Lead]
• Worst Best Man Speeches Ever.  [Asylum]
• Going.com’s Classy MJ Tribute.  [Blog of Hilarity]