Morning Stretch is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Home Stretch.  Peeing here is not worth the risk.

• 50 Best And Worst Twist Endings In Movies.  [All Top Movies]
• Video Of Magic Johnson’s Speech At MJ’s Memorial.  [Hoop Doctors]
• The Web’s Best 2 Girls 1 Cup Parodies.  [URLesque]
• Manliness Of Yesteryear:  The Duel.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• Hottest WAGs of the All Star Game.  [Bleacher Report]
• New Baywatch Movie To Be A Comedy?  [Film Drunk]