YepYep’s computer will be shut off for the rest of the week, so we leave you with this mega-post to hold you over.  Below is a collection of our favorite posts from across the interwebs this Summer.  Also, don’t forget the Randomizer button on the top right of this page if you need additional time-wasting assistance.

Quickies to check out:

• Spoon, fork, or knife?
• Can I tap that?
• Painful kegstand nut shot
• Ohh, you were on vacation?
• Guess you can’t say ‘BJ’ on TV
• Asians doing Christopher Walken impressions
• Matthew Stafford leads a tough life
• Uhhh, The Hangover looks familiar
• Videos of people falling down escalators
• I miss me some Dunkaroos
• Future 4Chan contributor
• Keep it real with this gift basket
• Fatty gets KO’d
• Patrick Kane-like situations that would turn you violent over $0.20

Features to check out:

9 Signs That Don’t Deliver On What They Promise

Top Supermodels Of The 90s

Remembering the Erin Andrews Peephole Fiasco

Celebrity Photobombers

LOTS MORE AFTER THE JUMP!

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Friends of YepYep founded BelowTheCollar.com, a new t-shirt store that expresses creative takes on movie classics in the form of t-shirts.  Their shirts go way beyond the standard comedy flicks that most online stores feature, and come in many colors.  Below are a few of my favorite designs, but check out their site for many more.

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Knowing how to recognize a really good wine is a sure way to make an impression on the ladies. And playing poker like a professional will give you loads of respect from your buddies.

Mastering the two will make you look like a full-blooded connoisseur, even though the only thing you know is how to wreck up the poker tables at online gambling sites while guzzling on some fermented grape juice.

While poker and wine tasting seems like two very disparate activities, some similarities can be explored between the two. Specifically, how can the system that experts use for tasting wine apply to poker.

Wine tasters use a five step process for tasting and judging wine, referred to as “the five ‘S’s.” They are see, swirl, sniff, sip and savor. We go through a similar process in a hand of poker.

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Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Hey it’s Anna Kournikova!  [Don Chavez]
• 10 Of The Worst Women Drivers.  [HMJ]
• Titans Cheerleaders Bikini Runway Show.  [Busted Coverage]
• Kickball World Championships.  [Steady Burn]
• Moron Owned By Scooter.  [Regretful Morning]
• Jim Harbaugh Has An Expensive Bathroom.  [World of Isaac]
• Lady vs Mechanical Bull.  [Tasty Booze]
• Taliban Bunker Gets Destroyed.  [Totally Crap]
• The 7 Stages Of Being Fat.  [Blog of Hilarity]
• 5 Things You Didn’t Know About Ted Kennedy.  [AskMen]
• 10 Amusing Tombstones.  [Uncoached]

Need more links? Hit up SI.com’s Hot Clicks or the infamous Gorilla Mask:

Watching guys like this make you realize how good Billy Mays really was at his job.  Adam Jay’s “but wait” moment doesn’t mesmerize you to pick up the phone like Mays’ did.

Doc bottoms Aspray the all over body deodorant that stops odors causing bacteria in their tracks! Use on feet and pits even down below. 100% natural fragrance free..Pungent pits, foul feet, beastly butt odor….how do you stop the stink? Aspray is safe for all your odor zones!

If they really wanted to go viral, they should have just said “you can even spray your balls!”

h/t thehighdefinite

Tom Mabe is a legendary prankster, and this is one of his best.  When a telemarketer calls his house, he starts recording and has some fun:

Thanks Jason.

Dogs and kids are the leading providers of internet cuteness.  When their powers combine, a Voltron-like force of aww-inducing adorability is created for your mom’s viewing pleasure.  Enjoy.

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This never gets old: