I linked to Can I Tap That yesterday, but it’s too good to risk you not visiting.  It’s guaranteed hilarity, plus it’s fun to watch co-workers try it out with their significant others.  It’s simple – just send a text to someone asking if you can “tap that”, and wait for their response.  Here are a few of the best:

Me: So I’m free tomorrow you mind if I tapp that?
Her: Hmm tempting idk,
Me: Psh girl don’t act, you know you want it.
Her: Only if you do two things for me
Me: Name away
Her: If you pull my hair……. and tell me you love me
Me: I’m not feeling the best

Me:Hey girl
Her:Hey you!
Me: I have a ques
Her: Yeah?
Me: When can I tap that ass?
Her: Wtf?!?! R u drunk @work
Me: No I’m serious
Her: I have my period
Me: Sooooooo?
Her: Give me a week
Me: Yo wtf I was just kidding
Her: OMG!?!? Please don’t tell Leo

Yes, it’s SFW since it’s just text.  Think of it as another FML-type site.