Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• 5 Reasons The Lakers Won’t Repeat.  [Hoop Docs]
• Awesome story – former rapper gets label to pay for PHD.  [Rap Up]
• Fortune Cookies Confucius Didn’t Sign Off On.  [Next Round]
• 7 Websites In The Future.  [College Humor]
• 6 BS Facts About Psychology That Everyone Believes.  [Cracked]
• Steven Seagal Has A Reality Show?  [Screen Junkies]
• 15 Finest Summer Songs.  [Gunaxin]
• 12 Dumbest Convicted Athletes.  [Coed Magazine]
• Celebrity Side Boob Caught On Tape.  [Manofest]
• Crick here.  [Bachelor Guy]
• Sick-nasty Barry Sanders-like run by Deangelo Williams.  [FanDome]
• Woody Allen Quotes In Comics.  [Banned In Hollywood]
• Dudes gettin hit in the junk.  [HMJ]
• Get To Know Miss Universe 2009.  [Crave Online]
• This is why you put down a protective layer on public toilets.  [FoxNews]

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