Where did the magical splash water go in the right picture?  Shouldn’t his junk be tasting it?  And why does this guy urinate deer turds?

This kid’s future is not bright.

via unstructed

You’ve likely heard other people give this song a try, but Jay-Z’s attempt is currently atop my playlist.

Casey Babcock’s spike will go down in the history books as the worst premature celebration ever.  Check it out and cringe as it unfolds:

If you like correcting people’s grammar, UnnecessaryQuotations.com will be your new favorite site.  Or you already knew about it.

Enter if you wish to discover “free”

Apparently I don’t watch enough TV, because I missed these ads over the summer.  I love the second contradiction.

Thanks Katie.

Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Yes, that’s Abe Lincoln on Deshawn Stevenson’s neck.  [Hoop Docs]
• Dallas Stars Ice Girls take a trip to the lake.  [World of Isaac]
• League Of Legends Beta Key Giveaway.  [Wii Hotties]
• Big Ben hosting WWE?  [Camel Clutch]
• Read death row inmates final words before execution. Oddly addicting.  [Link]
• Singapore’s F1 Grid Girls.  [DJMick]
• 12 Best Pole Vaulting Fails.  [Epic Carnival]
• Old Man River clears up his relationship with Richard Simmons.  [IGN]
• Burglary fail = drinking bottle of wine and passing out.  [Minimum Rage]
• Matt Damon Thinks Vinny Chase Sucks.  [Tasty Booze]
• Things We Miss About Middle School.  [Gunaxin]

Need more links? Hit up SI.com’s Hot Clicks or the infamous Gorilla Mask: