Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Jessica Simpson’s Serious Umbrella Fail.  [Don Chavez]
• Videos Of People Running Into Things.  [Epic Carnival]
• Which Of Wilt Chamberlain’s Records Are Unbreakable?  [Hoop Docs]
• Check Out These Talented Kids.  [TSS]
• Chinese Ping Pong Champ Allowed To Have Girlfriend.  [Cuzoogle]
• 50 Most Brutal College Football Hits.  [Complex]
• Hottest Hip Hop Wifeys.  [Street Level]
• You’ll Like The BTN’s Newest Sideline Reporter.  [World of Isaac]
• People Who Should Never Be Allowed To Dance Again.  [HMJ]
• Trapped Girls Update Facebook Instead Of Calling Police.  [Mashable]
• Breaking Down Obama’s Child Brainwashing Speech.  [Unpolitical]
• Win Guitar Hero 5 And A Wii.  [Bachelor Guy]

Need more links? Hit up SI.com’s Hot Clicks or the infamous Gorilla Mask: