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Combovers are the ultimate sign of a man not accepting reality. They’re a lame attempt at disguising baldness and are more embarrassing than a mullet. They never fool anyone and can often lead to being featured on crappy websites like this one. Below are the granddaddies of the combover kingdom:
Trap Door
Handy for covering up that entrance to your brain.
Wrap Around
Kind of like a hair turban.
Side Flaps
Opposite of the goatee + shaved head approach, this method attempts to show off side hair growing abilities.
MUCH MORE AFTER THE JUMP!!!
Wind Sensitive
A lazy combover flop is always exposed by a gust of wind.
Vines
Makes him look like a scientific test subject.
The Tassel
Mandatory to flip to the other side after graduation.
The Tsunami
It’s the latest style trend, very similar to the lightning bolts that were buzzed above your sideburns as a kid.
Quitters Can Win
There’s nothing salvageable here, meaning it’s Bic or toupee time.
Hail Mary
John McCain’s combover features an amazing feat of stretching endzone to endzone.
Thatch
Like a leaky roof that can’t be mended.
The Trademark
Just stare at this for awhile and try to figure it out.
WTF
Someone explain this to me.
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I love it when a guy starts his combover from the neckline.
I cannot believe you would do a combover collection without former Purdue basketball coach Gene Cady. Maybe you have never seen it, but it is a classic.
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Pacman thinks the top one is awesome. Get him next to Kanye so I can eat some fucking ghosts.
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