If you ever wake up confused and find yourself in one of these positions, call it yoga. Urban Extreme Yoga.
Savasana
Position of total relaxation
Balasana
Brings the sensation of peace, calm, and turtle heads
MUCH MORE AFTER THE JUMP!
Ananda Balasana
For stretching out the hip
Salambhasana
Exercises the lower back
Dolphin
Good for your shoulders and for making your waist disappear
Halsana
Helps prevent back pain
Marjayasana
Stimulates the spinal column
Setu Bandha Sarvangasana
Apparently calms the brain but works better on clean surfaces
Malasana
Works the ankles
Thanks Lauren for sending. Original source unknown.




















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funny, is the blond drunk upside with his head perpendiuclar on the ground my old friend Hank echter yoga teacher in sun valley?
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I think “The Dolphin” also doubles as a Karma Sutra move…dont quote me on that.
FUck Yoga, I’m taking up binge drinking!
This is bullshit. You should be ashamed of yourselves for publishing this trash. You don’t mention how drinking ruins the liver and makes one fat and sweaty. Yoga done everyday is healthful, whereas drinking everyday is harmful. Yeah, drink a glass of wine a day and at most you won’t become a raging alcoholic. This is a stupid article written by an idiot and this is a stupid, worthless website for publishing such garbage. Idiots. I only came here because some jackass, as big of a jackass as you all, posted it.
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