Nothing screams superfan quite like a team cell phone case to match your gameday outfit.  foneGEAR is currently having a 20% off sale and they have a wide range of cell phone cases (NFL, NBA, NASCAR, NCAA) that fit the majority of cell phones.  Plus, if your order eclipses the $35 sweet spot, you get free shipping.

I hit up foneGEAR to save on iPhone accessories such a new charger, sync cable, and mini bluetooth headset.  It’s true, I finally gave in to the convenience of the douchebag ear piece.  That said, I’m glad I didn’t get fleeced from the Apple or AT&T store for a few hundred bucks.

If you’re feeling lucky, they’re having a simple contest that could land you a sweet prize pack.  All you have to do is the following

• Follow @foneGEAR on Twitter
• Send them a message boasting about your favorite NFL or NCAA team
• Tag it with #foneGEAR
• Include a link to this post
• WIN! (hopefully)

That’s it for messages from our sponsors.  Have a great Halloween weekend everyone, and send me any crazy pics you come across.

Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• 24 Celebrities Who Look Alike.  [Banned In Hollywood]
• The Black Taco Meme is taking over Philly.  [URLesque]
• Top 10 Gas Guzzlers Of 2010.  [Just A Guy Thing]
• Brad Pitt’s Motorcycle Fail.  [Totally Crap]
• Best And Worst Orange Cars.  [EgoTV]
• Cuba’s Finest Women.  [Uncoached]
• Buzzard vs Windmill.  [Regretful Morning]
• Top 10 Ghosts From Pop Culture.  [Gunaxin]
• Reporter Receives Bikini Nut Blast.  [Tasty Booze]
• Flow Chart For When To Turn On World Series.  [FunnyCrave]
• Horrifying Couples That Shouldn’t Procreate.  [Manofest]

Coed Magazine has aggregated the best of the best Halloween links for your Friday pleasure.

The Pigskin Doctors have compiled an entire roster of athletes that would make a legitimate NFL squad.  Check it out.

Morning Stretch is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Home Stretch.

• Sofia Vergara is a good reason to watch Modern Family.  [Straight Pinkie]
• 11 Accidentally Inappropriate Puzzles.  [11 Points]
• 7 Worst Places To Take A Girl On A First Date.  [Guyism]
• Tranny Blasts Kid With Pepper Spray.  [Foundry]
• Touching story of the week.  [High Definite]
• 12 Worst Premature Celebrations.  [Epic Carnival]
• Lessons Signs Taught Guys About Marriage.  [Top Cultured]
• 5 Movies That Need Sequels.  [Gunaxin]
• Shaq’s New Nickname.  [NQTC]
• Lil Wayne Gives Lane Kiffin Street Cred.  [D&T]

How many pages could this be?  Who do you think gets special mention?

John Bobbitt?

Michael Jackson?

Ron Jeremy?

Suspected to be in Glamour Shots studio or Mike Froland’s bed.

When your players are complacent, who better to blame and put down than their girlfriends?

Usually you only think to break out the camera at the zoo when there’s some potential humping, but here’s another lucky instance:

thanks rhetta.