Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• Scariest Cereal Mascots.  [Top Cultured]
• Songs You Always Hear At The Bar.  [Guyism]
• Optical Illusion. [D&T]
• This Chick Knows How To Pick Em.  [Next Round]
• BMW Driver Fails At Parking.  [Totally Crap]
• The Dolphins Have A Red Carpet?  [Don Chavez]
• Bulls Won’t Re-sign Tyrus Thomas.  [Hoop Docs]
• Pedobear’s Halloween Adventure.  [GeekPadShow]
• 10 Foreign Horror Classics.  [Liquid Generation]
• Green Cocktails For Your Halloween Party.  [The Bachelor Guy]
• If Work Were Limited To 140 Characters.  [Uncoached]
• Bob Griese Is Racist.  [Straight Pinkie]
• Paris Hilton’s Halloween Costumes Through The Years.  [Tasty Booze]
• Howard Stern Prank Call.  [Tabloid Prodigy]

Need more links? Hit up SI.com’s Hot Clicks or the infamous Gorilla Mask: