Morning Stretch is part 1 of your daily hot link action on days that are link-happy.  Check back at 2:30PM CST for the Home Stretch.

• Sofia Vergara is a good reason to watch Modern Family.  [Straight Pinkie]
• 11 Accidentally Inappropriate Puzzles.  [11 Points]
• 7 Worst Places To Take A Girl On A First Date.  [Guyism]
• Tranny Blasts Kid With Pepper Spray.  [Foundry]
• Touching story of the week.  [High Definite]
• 12 Worst Premature Celebrations.  [Epic Carnival]
• Lessons Signs Taught Guys About Marriage.  [Top Cultured]
• 5 Movies That Need Sequels.  [Gunaxin]
• Shaq’s New Nickname.  [NQTC]
• Lil Wayne Gives Lane Kiffin Street Cred.  [D&T]