Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• 15 Greatest Athlete Candy Bars.  [Manofest]
• Creepiest Doll Commercial Ever.  [TSB Mag]
• Heidi Klum Covered In Chocolate.  [In Game Now]
• The Ladies Of 1985.  [Guyism]
• 12 Celebrity Monsters.  [CityRag]
• Tila Tequila’s breasts are for sale.  [Celebridiot]
• Megan Fox blalblablalba.  [Don Chavez]
• Which Yankees Megastar Are You?  [Daily Tailgate]
• Football Player Tackles Own Teammate.  [Totally Crap]
• Drunk Ewoks Take Over Today Show.  [Next Round]
• Old Couple vs Crazy Russian Chicks.  [Regretful Morning]
• Carmelo’s new ‘do responsible for hot start?  [Unathletic]
• This Weekend’s Gameday Signs.  [Busted Coverage]
• Guy Gets Beat Down At Best Buy.  [Uncoached]
• Caption This Photo.  [Double Viking]

Need more links? Hit up SI.com’s Hot Clicks or the infamous Gorilla Mask: