Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.  Posted early since America is lazy today.

• 20 Funny Advertisements.  [Don Chavez]
• 9 Myths About Thanksgiving.  [Gunaxin]
• Most Bizarre Superpowers In Comics.  [Comics Alliance]
• 11 People You’ll Meet On Blackout Wednesday.  [LemonDrop]
• Early Season NBA MVP Candidates.  [Hoop Doctors]
• How To Make Women Happy.  [Image]
• What Other People Are Thinking While You’re Traveling.  [Holy Taco]
• Bad Food From Around The World.  [Heavy]
• Hot Chicks From The World Cup Qualifying Countries.  [B/R]
• Miranda Kerr is your new favorite butterfly.  [Tasty Booze]
• Woman Gets Shocked In The Shower.  [Comedy]
• The Power Of Makeup.  [Uncoached]
• Woman Crashes Scooter Into Stone Dog.  [TC]

Need more links? Hit up SI.com’s Hot Clicks or the infamous Gorilla Mask: