seriously Tiger, wtf?

According to “those in the know,” this is the story that’s making the rounds at Nike, which is strikingly familiar to the Chinese CGI version:

1. Tiger leaves personal cell phone out and on( big mistake)
2. cell phone rings with number
3. wife sees number and calls it back
4. woman answers with a provocative statement and wife goes nuts
5. wife busts out car windows as Tiger is making his getaway
6. Tiger wrecks car

UsWeekly has audio of a recent voicemail Tiger left one of his hoochies, check it out.

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