Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• 2009 In Photos: Part 1.  [Boston]
• Great Moments In Text Message History.  [TSB Mag]
• 5 Potential Tiger Woods Endorsements.  [Funny Crave]
• UC Fans Egg Brian Kelly’s House.  [Sporting News]
• 10 Terrible Gifts You’ll Definitely Get This Christmas.  [Guyism]
• A Hilarious Book For Pregnancy Tips.  [ThisBlogRules]
• Roy Williams won’t let you talk trash in his arena.  [Buster Sports]
• Top Celebrity Fails Of The Decade.  [EGOTV]
• Why We Should Be Eating Horses.  [The Oatmeal]
• 10 Funny Scenes From Parking Wars.  [HMJ]
• Bust Girls That Make Their Friends Invisible.  [Manofest]
• 7 Tips To Get Your Next Promotion.  [Made Man]

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