Crunch time for buying holiday gifts is rapidly approaching, so here are some suggestions for the person that seemingly has it all.

Snuggle Pillow

This half Wrestling Buddy is a great way to show your lonely friend that you don’t care.

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Umbrella Portal

Helps you stay dry, prevent SARS, and get to level 3.

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Strap-on TP

Tissue boxes are few and far between, and everyone knows the guy with the hanky in his pocket is a germ monster.  So why not strap a toilet tissue dispenser to your head?  Convenient, sanitary, and the fashion of the future.

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Chin Rest

Great for standing naps, fights, blind people, and as a pointer in impromptu presentations.

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Blow Buddy

Chopstick Fan doesn’t sound controversial enough.

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Baby Mop

This product is a crackhead pitchman away from being an American infomercial.  Is there a better way to teach your kid right from wrong than making him clean his puke with his belly?

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Butter Stick

Because butter knives are dangerous, spray is too wet, and glue sticks were always packaging innovators.

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Plunger Helmet

This apparatus combined with your toilet are the new home gym craze in Asia.  Doubles as a public transportation robbery facilitator.

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Shoebrellas

The name sounds so natural that the product must be good, right?  It’s about time there was some innovation in the dress shoe protection market.

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Thanks Lauren for the images. Original source unknown.

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