Home Stretch is your daily hot link action intended to help you reach 5PM faster. Posted at 2:30PMish CST everyday, email me if you’ve got a link that belongs here.

• 20 Signs You Need To Go On A Diet.  [Banned In Hollywood]
• Dumbest Quotes In Sports.  [B/R]
• Manly Movies Women Secretly Love.  [Stylecaster]
• Woman Found Guilty Of Stalking Herself.  [News]
• 19 Greatest Tiger Woods Scandal Shirts.  [Busted Coverage]
• The Art Of The Suit-Up Scene.  [Fry Cook]
• People Who Suck At Riding Motorcycles.  [Rideamoto]
• 25 Police Fail Photos.  [Manofest]
• 6 Awful Commercial Failures.  [Funny Crave]
• Famous Contract Buyouts Conan Can Learn From.  [Esquire]
• Taiwan Explains NBC’s Mess.  [Warming Glow]
• 25 Friends You Probably Have On Facebook.  [Tribune]
• Study proves women can’t park.  [Just A Guy Thing]
• Music’s Most Notorious Lip Syncers.  [Manolith]

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