Here’s a throwback clip from 8 years ago when Stephen Colbert and Steve Carrell hosted The Daily Show in Jon Stewart’s place. In order to teach kids a lesson on the harms of binge drinking, they decide to make an example of Carrell. He hasn’t changed one bit.

Bad tattoos are slightly more acceptable when devoted to a team, but not so much to a TV athlete.

h/t Don Chavez for the find

It sucks when your pen runs out of ink while writing a hate letter to a neighbor.

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A local New York news crew happened to be in the area when this skirmish began:

h/t buzzfeed

A man in Sweden invested $1 million of his own into constructing a replica Batmobile.  It’s built on the chassis of a 1973 Lincoln Continental and is loaded with all kinds of tech:

There’s sat-nav to help you find the scene of the crime (and other helpful POIs), a plasma TV for video calls to Albert (and for distraction during Stockholm traffic jams), voice recognition to keep your fighting hands free (and avoid nasty fines), height-adjustable suspension for navigating dramatic obstacles in your path (and speed bumps), a rear-view camera to watch your back (and help with tight parking squeezes), and machine guns for, er, shooting stuff. Worryingly, there is no word on whether said firearms are real…

h/t neatorama

Really, world?

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He should expect a phone call from Nutrisystem shortly.

Floyd Mayweather Jr. weighed in at 146 pounds on Friday afternoon, two pounds heavier than the weight stipulated in the contract for his comeback fight against lightweight champion Juan Manuel Marquez on Saturday night at the MGM Grand Garden Arena.

The excess weight will cost Mayweather $300,000 per pound, meaning Marquez will get an additional $600,000 on top of his $3.2 million guarantee, a source told ESPN.com. Mayweather’s minimum guarantee is $10 million, a figure likely to dramatically increase after the pay-per-view receipts are counted.

I guess when you know you’re getting $10 mil no matter what, the 2 pound advantage may be worth the fine.

[ESPN]

If you don’t like the boat ride at every amusement park, you’d be in trouble here.

Jonathan Charles of BBC News has his own Ron Burgundy moment:

h/t buzzfeed

Here’s an intense British PSA that puts texting & driving on par with drinking & driving.

RING AN AMBULANCE!

thanks katie

The latest Twitter account that’s getting a lot of attention is 100% celebrity free, how about that!  It’s written by a 28-year-old that lives with his 73-year-old father.  He simply writes down the interesting stuff the old man says, and then tweets it.  The account already has nearly 40K followers even though it only follows 1 person: LeVar Burton.

Check out the hilarity.

“Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn’t stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down.”

“They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn’t be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don’t.”

“I didn’t live to be 73 years old so I could eat kale. Don’t fix me your breakfast and pretend you’re fixing mine.”