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Kanye, Who The F*ck Is Your Arm Around?

Thursday, December 4th, 2008

Click here if you’re not familiar with the recent Colbert - Kanye feud.
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Prop 8: The Musical

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Hollywood continues to push its weight around to spread the word about Proposition 8 in California.  Here’s a well-written musical featuring John C. Reilly, Jack Black, Neil Patrick Harris, and many others…

See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die
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Bruce Lee Plays Ping Pong With Nunchucks

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

While it makes a good viral video, I’m not sure how this makes me want to buy Nokia’s new cell phone.

Thanks Anisha.
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Big Buck Kicks Hunter’s Ass After Getting Shot

Monday, December 1st, 2008

Randy Goodman thought he had a big kill on day 2 of firearms season.  He landed 2 good shots in a 9-point, 240-pound buck.  Unfortunately for Goodman, here’s what happened next:
The buck rose up, knocked Goodman down and attacked him with his antlers in what the veteran hunter called “15 seconds of hell.” The deer [...]

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This Is A Real Person (LOOK NOW)

Monday, December 1st, 2008

Meet Mandy Sellars.  She has an unknown condition that causes her legs to expand at a freakish pace and has been searching the world for help.  She does her best to lead a normal life, which is difficult when your legs are tree trunks and you also have what’s called a clubfoot, which is essentially [...]

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A Smiley Face From The Heavens

Monday, December 1st, 2008

This is neato:
Australians are getting a big hello from the heavens as Venus, Jupiter and a waxing crescent moon combine to create a celestial smiley face.
Since us Amerrrcans are on the other side of the equator, our smiley will be upside down.
Thanks Weber.
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Economy Down, SPAM Sales Up

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

SPAM, which is a splendid combination of chopped pork shoulder, ham, salt, water, sugar, and sodium nitrate, has seen sales soar as the economy drops.  The reason for this is obvious:  SPAM is as cheap as it is gross.
While we’re talking about it, you might as well learn some SPAM facts since you usually ignorantly [...]

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Tired Of The Beyonce ‘Upgrade You’ Commercial Yet?

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

This commercial is even worse than the Saved By Zero ones while watching football.  Here it is again, stalking you online as well as in front of the TV.

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Adventures In Doin’ It: Metrodome Handicapped Stall

Thursday, November 27th, 2008

2 Iowa fans were arrested last Saturday during the Hawkeye’s 55-0 trouncing of the Minnesota Golden Gophers.  Their crime?  Hookin up in the double-wide handicapped bathroom stall as a crowd of men simultaneously pissed and cheered.  A Metrodome security guard tipped off the cops, who then busted the exhibition.
Here’s the kicker from the report:
Police Chief [...]

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Farting Kid Arrested At School

Monday, November 24th, 2008

Not only was this 13-year old troublemaker intentionally farting in class, he was also turning off other kid’s computers while they were working.  Double whammy!

A school resource officer placed the boy under arrest after he confessed about his behavior, according to the report. He was charged with disruption of school function and released to his [...]

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Inmates: Screw Escaping Prison, Let’s Screw

Thursday, November 20th, 2008

Inmates in an Indiana jail found a blind spot in the security system and managed to regularly remove the ceiling panels in the area.  Rather than climb around and figure out how to escape, they made it their private sex lounge.

The men — ages 44, 38 and 17 — and the women — ages 27, [...]

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