If you’re not following @shitmydadsays on Twitter, you’re missing out.  His most recent Tweet speaks the truth:

“Son, no one gives a shit about all the things your cell phone does. You didn’t invent it, you just bought it. Anybody can do that.”

Check out this Warning Sign Generator and have some fun around the office.

Nothing screams superfan quite like a team cell phone case to match your gameday outfit.  foneGEAR is currently having a 20% off sale and they have a wide range of cell phone cases (NFL, NBA, NASCAR, NCAA) that fit the majority of cell phones.  Plus, if your order eclipses the $35 sweet spot, you get free shipping.

I hit up foneGEAR to save on iPhone accessories such a new charger, sync cable, and mini bluetooth headset.  It’s true, I finally gave in to the convenience of the douchebag ear piece.  That said, I’m glad I didn’t get fleeced from the Apple or AT&T store for a few hundred bucks.

If you’re feeling lucky, they’re having a simple contest that could land you a sweet prize pack.  All you have to do is the following

• Follow @foneGEAR on Twitter
• Send them a message boasting about your favorite NFL or NCAA team
• Tag it with #foneGEAR
• Include a link to this post
• WIN! (hopefully)

That’s it for messages from our sponsors.  Have a great Halloween weekend everyone, and send me any crazy pics you come across.

Ever wonder how much you’re getting paid while surfing the iPhone App Store with your pants around your ankles Mon-Fri? What about how much you get paid to dump each year?  Well, ponder no more, because there’s a simple solution - WorkPoop.com.  CHECK IT OUT!

h/t minimumrage

When you think of Cirque du Soleil, what comes to mind?

Unbelievable contortionists?

Incredible aerial acts?

General weird entertainment?

Well push those thoughts aside, because Cirque’s latest, called Banana Shpeel, is something completely different.  It’s a wild mix of comedy, hip hop, and dance that is tied together by a hilarious narrative.  It’s one of those shows that you can take your lady to and you won’t have to pretend to be entertained.  You may never tell your friends that you’re going to a “show”, but you’ll suggest this one to your friends that are hitched.  Here’s the official blurb for the slapsticky Banana Shpeel:

Propelled by crazy humor and intense choreography, Banana Shpeel plunges us into the world of Shmelky, a cruel and irritable producer who dangles fame and fortune in front of Emmett, an innocent and romantic actor who has come to audition for him. Emmett soon finds himself trapped in a flamboyant, anarchic world where Shmelky sows terror and reigns supreme. Emmett falls in love with the beautiful Katie and meets a bunch of absurd characters, including the strange Banana Man. But who is this mysterious Banana Man and how can Emmett escape the clutches of Shmelky and his henchmen?

The show is premiering in Chicago this November, and will head to New York in February 2010.  If you’re in either of those cities, here’s your opportunity to score some points for being a planner.  Whether it’s a just-because, get outta the doghouse, or Christmas gift, you can’t go wrong.  Here’s a small sample of the show that was performed on America’s Got Talent.  Be sure to stick around to the 1:30 mark where Flavor Flav does some sick tap dancing.

Movember is the month formerly known as November where men start clean shaven and commit to growing a Moustache. That’s right, we are bringing back the Moustache this November to raise funds and awareness for men’s cancers – specifically prostate and testicular cancer.

Check Movember.com for more details.

Thanks J.

Our friends at BeerTees.com are kind enough to offer you 20% off of anything on the site for a limited time, so get movin!  They’ve got an impressive collection of party costumes for Halloween that will keep you from resorting to the “I don’t like dressing up/Halloween is stupid” excuse.  Whether you’re looking to be Frank the Tank, a Captain Morgan, or a slutty leprechaun, they’ve got you covered.

To get the discount, enter the coupon code “YepYepRocks” at checkout.

AskMen.com recently conducted their annual reader survey to determine the most influential men in pop culture.  You’ll relate to most of the list, but may have a few debates regarding some of the rankings.   Here’s a taste of the list:

7. Steve Jobs
8. Roger Federer
9. Peyton Manning
10. Dana White
11. Jay-z
12. Tom Ford

Check it out and fill your quota of man-reading for the week.

DailyTailgate.com has a simple challenge for you - pick the top 15 teams, put them in order, hit submit, cross your fingers, win $100k.  DO IT.

Finally, a Facebook application not related to what _____ you would be.  Bergwood’s Put Up or Shut Up Challenge let’s you pick college football games against your friends, with the winner getting to dictate the other’s status message the next week.  Check it out and challenge me on any Ohio State game.

The concept and position titles are hilarious and it may inspire you to bust out your snuggie.  This one’s called The Horse Blanket: