Check out this Warning Sign Generator and have some fun around the office.

Get all your Balloon Boy fun in before his dad becomes the next Jon Gosselin.

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I haven’t posted any games in awhile, but this should make up for it.  Ludobox has over 2,000 games, so there’s no doubt you’ll find a way to waste your time.  The puzzles section is probably the best place to start, since you might as well use your brain a bit.  The game I was up until 2AM the other night playing was Governor of Poker, which confirmed that I shouldn’t be opening an online gambling account any time soon.

Hot Chicks Picking Up Dog Shit

Not all beauties are princesses, and this site is out to prove it.

Molester Vans

Yes, an ode to those creepy vans with tinted windows or window shades parked on your street corner.

The People Of Walmart

Walmart is quite the melting pot, and this site makes it very clear.  Yes, a man with a tail.

Create a hot track here.  Seriously, this is awesome. ~ thanks jason

A no-frills movie info site that you’ll want to bookmark.

The New York Times created a lil game to show you how bad you are at driving while texting.  Check it out…

WhoPooped.org tests your important knowledge of poop identification.  Each poo photo includes 3 multiple choice options, and the answer delivery is quite interactive!

Thanks Ellen.

MakeMeBabies.com is a creepy tool that merges 2 photos together to show what their baby would look like.  Of course, they make it easy for you to see what the result of an accident with Brooklyn Decker or Rihanna would look like.  Check it out…

How’s this for a throwback distraction?  Now pat yourself on the back for remembering the cheat code.

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Remember these race tracks from your childhood?  It’s amazing how entertaining they were, especially considering how often they broke and that there was 0 skill involved.

To promote the launch of their new Gulf GTI, Volkswagon took the toy race track concept a giant step further, building a model city that would make even Mr. Rogers jealous.  They then made it digital so that you can experience racing their new ride at 1:43 scale.  The game is pretty challenging, and if you’re any good, you could win yourself a GTI for 3 months.  Play the game at the GTI Project website.

The brilliantly named FaceInHole.com allows you to put yourself in countless situations.  Here I am as Dr. Manhattan, but check out the site to have some fun of your own.

Thanks Rhetta.