Remember that next time you’re thinking about showing the lil guy the toilet.

Ever had a few seconds where you can see the above floaters in your vision?  Well you’re not alone.  Learn something:

Floaters are deposits of various size, shape, consistency, refractive index, and motility within the eye’s vitreous humour, which is normally transparent.They may appear as spots, threads, or fragments of cobwebs, which float slowly before the sufferer’s eyes. Since these objects exist within the eye itself, they are not optical illusions but are entoptic phenomena.

One specific type of floater is either called Muscae volitantes (from the Latin, meaning ‘flying flies’), or mouches volantes (from the French), and consist of small spots. These are present in most people’s eyes and are attributed to minute remnants of embryonic structures in the vitreous humour.

I guess I’m not special afterall.

h/t to blameitonthevoices

In other news, 2004 Miss Wyoming has a heavy head.

One of them on Patrick Ewing.  Not bad for a 5ft 3in man.

Southpaw, get it!?

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A DELICIOUS MEDICINE!