Inspired by Chad Ochocinco’s appearance on Letterman last week along with the Cincinnati Enquirer’s gallery of Chad, we bring to you Chad Ochocinco’s Top 10 Bengals Moments.

#10 - Chad’s New Bib

Heading to the crowd in Pittsburgh to throw a Terrible Towel at them after a Bengals victory in 2005.

#9 - The More Gold The Merrier

Gold mohawk, gold teeth, and the shirt that started Chad’s impressive self-branding movement in August 2006.

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The site ZooToo is hosting a Ghoulish Pet Photo Contest, and hundreds of loony pet owners have submitted their less-than-excited animals.  We’ve sorted through them all, and present to you the best of the best pets in Halloween costumes for 2009.

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While many men have a preferred tactic for preventing the outside world from knowing about their natural sweater, these guys embrace their man-fur to provide disgusting entertainment for us all.

Jersey

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It’s oddly entertaining to re-live the same incredible play you watched in HD in 8-bits of nostalgic awesomeness.  Here are a few legendary NFL plays as they’d appear in Tecmo Bowl or Tecmo Super Bowl.

Carson Palmer to Andre Caldwell last Sunday to beat the Ravens in Baltimore

Brett Favre to Greg Lewis at the last second to beat the 49ers

Santonio Holmes game winning touchdown reception in Super Bowl XLIII

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After seeing the below cow squirt protest picture, I scrounged up some other photos of protest hilarity. Enjoy.

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Combovers are the ultimate sign of a man not accepting reality.  They’re a lame attempt at disguising baldness and are more embarrassing than a mullet.  They never fool anyone and can often lead to being featured on crappy websites like this one.  Below are the granddaddies of the combover kingdom:

Trap Door

Handy for covering up that entrance to your brain.

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Wrap Around

Kind of like a hair turban.

Side Flaps

Opposite of the goatee + shaved head approach, this method attempts to show off side hair growing abilities.

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Written by the lovely Lauren Gibbs

1) Doogie Howser at the podium instead of his computer. He gets a solid B. Sweetest face on TV.

2) 3 Kanye West jokes (none were funny).

3) Justin Timberlake taking yet another step toward Total Entertainment Industry Domination by winning another Emmy. Side note: You know how sometimes celebrities think they can wear something heinous and get away with it because they’re famous? Justin seems to be doing this lately with his choice in frames.

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Written by the tag team of Matt & Lauren Gibbs

Pretend celebrities. They’re everywhere thanks to US Weekly, Perez Hilton and VH1. You might think this phenomenon is a recent development in American Pop Culture…but after doing a little digging, we realized that wannabes have been around for decades.

Regardless of the decade, all it takes is a sex tape, family money and/or a famous parent to reach I’m A Star For No Reason-status.

If you happen to be blessed with more then one of the above requirements, you’re all but guaranteed your own show.

Pre-90’s

Pia Zadora

In the early 80’s, Pia rose to fame with lots of help from her Israeli businessman husband Meshulam Riklis. He helped the semi-talented actress win the Golden Globe Award for Best New Star Of The Year (which is a category that doesn’t even exist any more) by shelling out the cash for an intense promotional campaign. Oddly enough, she also won Razzies that year for Worst Actress and Worst New Star (which took much less financial backing to earn).

Like any wealthy beauty whose career was fledgling, she turned to music, releasing a number of albums that America never cared about.

Edie Sedgwick

Sedgwick proved that being a groupie has its benefits. She went from New England socialite to star of Andy Warhol films in no time, but quickly went back to zero when she quit feeding off the Warhol teet. Her death in 1971 was deemed an accident, and her story is portrayed by Sienna Miller in the movie Factory Girl. There is a joke in there about the mediocrity of both women, but I just can’t nail it.

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If you ever wake up confused and find yourself in one of these positions, call it yoga.  Urban Extreme Yoga.

Savasana

Position of total relaxation

Balasana

Brings the sensation of peace, calm, and turtle heads

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Written by YepYep’s entertainment writer and sister, Lauren Gibbs

1) Aerosmith is super old, but apparently Steven Tyler has recovered from falling off a stage at a recent concert. Steven Tyler = Brett Favre of rock.

2) Instead of complaining about not winning an award for himself, this year Kanye rushed the stage to steal Taylor Swift’s thunder for beating Beyonce in the Best Female Video category. He and his creepy girlfriend need to go away.

3) Megan Fox is still a fame whore. In a related story, check this out.

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Deceptively fast.  Overachiever.  High football IQ.  Possession receiver.

All characteristics used to describe a team’s anomaly that is a white wide receiver.  As rookies, they’re the type of underdog featured on Hard Knocks and there’s no question special teams is required.  Even when they are veteran locks to make a team, fans still hope that the supposedly more athletic backup will take their place.

Below are the top 10 men who have beaten the odds and given hope to the future lil gibbs wideouts.  This list only reaches back 20 years because they were a lot more common back in the day, and because it’s my list.

Top 10 White NFL Wide Receivers Of The Past 20 Years

10 - Patrick Jeffers

Those that were playing fantasy football 10 years ago (before the internet made it easy) should remember Jeffers.  He came out of nowhere in 1999 with Carolina to score 12 touchdowns and surpass 1,000 yards receiving.  Kevin Kurtis and Kevin Walter received Honorable Mention points and almost got this spot, but 90’s nostalgia and the whitest name possible gave Jeffers the nod.

Jeffers is so rare he barely exists in Google Images

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