Written by the lovely Lauren Gibbs

1) Doogie Howser at the podium instead of his computer. He gets a solid B. Sweetest face on TV.

2) 3 Kanye West jokes (none were funny).

3) Justin Timberlake taking yet another step toward Total Entertainment Industry Domination by winning another Emmy. Side note: You know how sometimes celebrities think they can wear something heinous and get away with it because they’re famous? Justin seems to be doing this lately with his choice in frames.

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Some fun trivia to flex this weekend at the bar:  Mr. T was Leon Spinks’ bodyguard and food-tester back in the day.

h/t withleather

I’ve watched it twice.  Both sucked.  For a much more entertaining expression of the same sentiment, check out Big Daddy Drew’s Deadspin post titled Dear NBC, Die.  Here’s an excerpt:

All I wanted to do was watch Jay Cutler throw four picks, see the Bears run an inexplicable fake punt (called automatically by the long snapper, who was apparently not coached to consider factors such as time, score, or field position), see Lovie Smith challenge that call in a futile attempt to reverse his own idiocy, and then hear Cris Collinsworth express shock at just how retarded Lovie Smith was for challenging that call.

The Simpsons are about to be on Angolan TV for the first time, and the clever ad campaign portrays them as natives.

Real-life sex fiend David Duchovny is back in his natural role as Hank Moody in Showtime’s hit show Californication.  Season 3 looks to be a lot of the same - sex, nudity, booze, emo daughter, family drama, sex, boobs, me watching.

h/t cuzoogle

Everyone has “you gotta see this” moments while surfing YouTube, but what about when watching TV?  truTV is loaded with real-life programming that will bring out the many sides of  TV-watching you:

• Throwin’ Bows: dangerous reactions to unexpected WTF moments
• Talky Talk: yelling to help a victim before it happens
• Poop Face: that squint look you know you do when something squirmish happens

I’m more of a “oh snap I hope that’s online so I can post it on my website”  type of watcher.  My two favorite shows are Party Heat and Operation Repo.  Party Heat because of the duuude-chicks-and-beer-blogger in me, and Operation Repo because it’s well known that I’m highly entertained by other’s mistakes.

Party Heat gives you a chance to relive Spring Break dumbassery in a much more realistic way than MTV’s Spring Break did way back when.  There’s hot chicks and meat sticks mixed in with a heavy dosage of beach and booze.  Plus, you’ll realize that you missed the boat (ha!) on drunken jet skiing.

Operation Repo features guys that are seemingly an intimidating hybrid of tattoo artist, gangbanger, and linebacker all in one.  These beasts are then sent on repo missions targeted at California’s finest degenerates.  Check out this clip where they show what happens when you don’t listen:

So there you have it, a new channel worth checking out.  If you were an OG reality TV fan and watched Cops and America’s Funniest Home Videos growing up, this is the channel for you.

via thehuffingtonpost

Ever wonder what happened to these guys?  No?  Well find out where the original Mighty Morphin Power Rangers are at IceIceBabies.

Seriously, what’s with the turtle necks?

I was waiting for Godzilla to appear at some point.

Thanks errrc.

By now you’ve heard the name Oliva Munn, but do you know who she is?  Just another chick in Maxim that’s on some show, right?  Not so much.  Sports fans, this should put it into perspective - Oliva Munn is to nerds as Erin Andrews is to you.  She’s a co-host on G4’s Attack Of The Show, which features as much awesomeness as YepYep would if it was a TV show (with Oliva being the added bonus).

Besides Oliva dressing up as your favorite sci-fi leading ladies, the show is built around expert tech and gadget reviews, as well as the web’s top viral videos.  If you watch regularly, you’ll quickly notice that I discover content for YepYep on AOTS from time to time, but the rest of my sources will remain a secret.

I’m supposed to tell you that there’s another host, Kevin, but I think you’d be more satisfied knowing that there’s a regular segment called “Women of the Web”, which (wait for it) spotlights hot chicks from the internets.  This is extremely beneficial to those of you who still have MySpace accounts, because it handles all of the barely-legal profile surfing for you.

So there’s my pitch.  Attack Of The Show is on every weeknight at 7PM EST on G4 (yeah, that channel that’s a higher number than you’re accustomed to).  You can also stay up to date with AOTS on twitter: http://twitter.com/aots

Nothing would improve your Sunday more than spotting this on  TV - Michael Jordan sinking a put, followed by a chick waving a giant inflatable penis in the background.  Busted Coverage has the full story as well as an interview with the penis-carriers.